Truely speaking posting jokes on previous Fridays have been easier. To find humor that also communicates a message related to current situation turned out to be nothing less than challanging…I hope you enjoy it…….If this humor came out too strong for you then I am sorry……..but as an Anerican, I have had enough and had to let out some steam.
You might have heard Presidential Speech Last night suggesting US tax payers must give up 700 billion dollar gift cheque to Wall Street to save the US economy.
To commemorate this magnificent speech, and famous ‘weapons of mass destruction’ speech, and countless incredible success this president has achieved. US citizens have decided to construct The George W Bush Presidential Library which is now in the planning stages. Please find time to review and suggest additions besides following theme rooms that have been planned so far………….
The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room , idea is to keep this room under construction for ever.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won’t be able to remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don’t even have to show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don’t let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don’t let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
The ‘Tax Cut’ Room with entry only to the wealthy.
The ‘Economy Room’ which is in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room, once your visit to this room is over, they make you go back again and again.
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with book on shotgun.
The Environmental Conservation Room, will remain empty.
The Supreme Court Gift Shop, books on how you can buy an election.
The Airport Men’s Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
The museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the President’s accomplishments.
Admission:
Republicans - free
Democrats - $1000 or 3 Euros
Ordinary Citizens - Free – it’s covered by that 700 billions dollar gift cheque to wall street.
Oh, almost forgot to mention about this. Finally there will be……….
The National Debt room which will be huge and will have no ceiling.
Using homeland security’s latest software to spy on innocent US Citizens. . Written on personal request by this president.
This memo will be copied to your hard disk without your authorization and no if it seems like president is shitting on your things….it’s just your imagination.
- This memo is being copied
This is the finest president ever that America has produced and that’s……..NO SHIT !! 
While you’re at it…check this out…
This requires Power Point… four_parachutes
These are U Tube Videos http://www.diwakars.com/humor/Jokes/bush.htm
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